A Tribute To Moms Everywhere – Famous “Momisms”
We love our moms and as a tribute to our mothers, here is a list of “Momisms”
A little soap & water never killed anybody.
Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident.
Am I talking to a brick wall?
Are you going out dressed like that?
As long as you live under my roof, you’ll do as I say.
Beds are NOT made for jumping on.
Bored! How can you be bored? I was never bored at your age.
Did you brush your teeth?
Did you clean your room?
Did you comb your hair?
Do you think your socks are going to pick themselves up?
Don’t ask me WHY. The answer is NO.
Don’t cross your eyes or they’ll freeze that way.
Don’t eat that, you’ll get worms!
Don’t EVER let me catch you doing that again!
Don’t make me come in there!
Don’t sit too close to the television, it’ll ruin your eyes.
Don’t talk with your mouth full!
Don’t use that tone with me!
Don’t walk away when I’m talking to you!
Life isn’t fair
Go ask your father.
Go play outside! It’s a beautiful day!
Go to your room and think about what you did!
How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes!
If I’ve told you once … I’ve told you a thousand times.
If you don’t stop crying, I am going to give you something to cry about!
If you’re too sick to go to school, you’re too sick to play outside.
I’ll treat you like an adult when you start acting like one.
I’m doing this for your own good.
It’s not that I don’t trust you, it’s that I don’t trust everyone else.
I’ve had it up to here with you.
Life isn’t fair.
Look at me when I’m talking to you.
Money does NOT grow on trees.
Over my dead body!
Turn that racket (music) down!
Watch your language!
What part of NO don’t you understand?
When I was a little girl…
When I was your age…
When you have kids of your own you’ll understand.
When you have your own house then you can make the rules!
Where do YOU think you’re going?
Who do you think you’re talking to?
Why? Because I SAID so, that’s why!
You’ll understand when you’re older.
You’re going to put your eye out with that thing!
What did we miss?
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